Thursday, September 23, 2010

Who do you wanna be when you grow up?

I wanna be an Andrew Chung, soooooooooo frikin bad
Buy all of the things I've never had
I wanna be on the cover of, Gamer's magazine
Smiling with my xbox and modded wii

Oh everytime I close the blinds, I see my games in HD light
A different system every night, oh I swear
The world better prepare
For when I'm an Andrew Chung

Yeah I would have a game like rambo
I would be the playa of, everyday game day
Give rambo your wish list
I'd probably pull an Angelina and Brad Pitt
And adopt of bunch of babies that ain't never had it
Give away a few ps3's like here baby have this
And last but not least grant somebody their first wish
Its been a couple years since he's been single so
You can call him Rambo Claus minus the Ho Ho
Get it, hehe, I'd probably visit where 50k tuition hit
And damn sure do a lot more than Cantor did
Yeah can't forget about him stupid
Everywhere he goes hes gonna have his own theme music


Oh everytime I close the blinds, I see my games in HD light
A different system every night, oh I swear
The world better prepare
For when I'm an Andrew Chung
Oh oooh oh ooooh for when I'm an Andrew Chung
Oh oooh oh ooooh for when I'm an Andrew Chung

He'd be playing wii sports with the President
Dunking on his delegates
Then he'll compliment him on his gamer's etiquette
Toss a couple speakers in the air just for the heck of it
But keep the boses, lexicons, and synergies completely seperate
And yeah he'll be in a whole new sc bracket
We in lag nation but let him take a crack at it
He'll probably take whatever cable lags and just tear it up
So everybody that he loves can have a latency free comp
And not a single gamer around him would know what hungry was
Eating free food he gives proudly
I know we all have a similar dream
Go to your computer pull out your mouse
And put it in the air and sing

I wanna be an Andrew Chung, soooooooooo frikin bad
Buy all of the things I've never had
I wanna be on the cover of, Gamer's magazine
Smiling with my xbox and modded wii
(wuddup Wayne Chen hahaaaa)

Oh everytime I close the blinds, I see my games in HD light
A different system every night, oh I swear
The world better prepare
For when I'm an Andrew Chung

-Dan






Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Welcome to 607 Walnut

So what is the average day like in the 607?

7:00am - The producer wakes up
7:05am - The producer showers, brushes teeth, does hair
7:07am - The producer goes back to sleep
7:45am - The engineer's alarm clock wakes up the whole house
8:00am - The engineer's alarm clock is still ringing...
8:03am - The producer wakes up again
8:05am - The producer showers, brushes, teeth, does hair...again
8:10am - The producer heads to class
8:13am - The engineer wakes up
8:15am - The engineer runs to bathroom
8:35am - The engineer exits the bathroom
8:40am - The engineer falls back asleep
8:50am - The engineer lingers out the door
9:00am - The rambo "wakes" up
9:01am - The rambo falls back asleep
4:30pm - The producer comes back home and wonders where his roommates are
4:31pm - The producer needs to go to the bathroom but is occupied by the rambo
4:40pm - Still occupied...
4:45pm - Still..............
4:46pm - The rambo comes out with manga
4:47pm - The producer runs to bathroom
4:48pm - The engineer comes home and runs to bathroom
4:49pm - The producer comes out and and the engineer goes in
5:00pm - The producer and engineer enjoy their afternoon estimating electricity costs while the rambo watches the korean drama
5:30pm - The engineer starts to his work and the producer goes to bother the rambo
5:35pm - The producer is finished bothering the rambo and they play a round of dota
6:00pm - The rambo and the producer finish their game, goes to the engineer's room only to find him passed out
6:01pm - The rambo and the producer play paparazzi
6:05pm - The engineer wakes up and both the producer and the engineer "rape" the rambo
6:17pm - Rape session cut short due to physical abuse from the rambo with his massive thighs
6:18pm - The engineer and the producer pop the "Geu let JJUH!!!!" line...
6:19pm - They are both running for their lives
7:00pm - The producer makes dinner
7:03pm - The producer eats half of the dinner while cooking
7:30pm - Dinner is served!
8:00pm - All three go to the rambo's room to chill
8:01pm - Rambo rapefest round 2 commences
8:04pm - Rambo rapefest round 2 cut short due to bloating
8:05pm - Engineer and producer fall asleep on rambo's bed
8:06pm - Rambo yells "get off my bed!!!!"
8:30pm - Still yelling "get off my bed!!!!"
8:31pm - Rapefest round 3
9:00pm - Bumfest
9:02pm - Rapefest round 4
9:05pm - Bumfest
9:05pm - 11:30pm - rinse and repeat previous 4 steps
12:00am - good night!!
1:00am - the engineer's alarm clock wakes up the whole house...again
1:02am - Engineer rapefest......
1:05am - goodnight.....

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Senioritis...

...is actually not kicking in this time around. Surprise.

So far its been pretty cool. I thought that 19 creds + job + church + job searching = death, it actually isn't. I'm surprised that so far I've been the most productive ever in my 4 years here in cuse. Everyday and every minute has been well spent whether its doing my homework early or running errands for Bird Library. I have to admit though, the weather is probably the thing that will be the death of me. This mid 80s - 90s is not cutting it. Now that I live off campus, I'm feeling the burn in my legs from walking back and forth to and from campus. Its giving me my much needed daily exercise so I can't complain. The only thing is that the hotness leaves me pretty much dead when I hit my house.

I actually cooked dinner for the first time in college couple of days ago. Spam + eggs + soy sauce + sesame oil + more spam + mystery meat = awesomeness. It was pretty damn good for a first try. I also have this obsessive personality when it comes to cleaning. Ask my roommates. Everyday I've either scrubbed and sanitized the bathroom or vacuumed and dusted the whole house. Some people would never expect that of me but hey, I'm an obsessive-compulsive clean freak. Since its my last year at cuse (hopefully), I've decided to just go balls out and work my ass off in whatever I do. I was tempted to get a 2nd weekend job or weekday job but with senior thesis projects coming up I've decided against. Still I'm pretty happy with my current schedule. It keeps me busy. Internet at our house is still...not working properly so job searching is on hold at the moment.

Senior year is gonna be a blast. I can feel it. Over the summer I dreaded the workload that is bound to come but it looks manageable. Doesn't mean I can slack on church work either. My priority still stands as church > school. It always has in cuse. But this time around, I'm gonna go crazy and push my physical and mental abilities to the limit. Why? Its my last year of formal education. Ever. Might as well make it a good one.

So here's to the last year of college and the last time I'm ever paying 50k.  Cheers!